Can I go home?

I have a lot I want to write about, but I don't have the energy. Wait until I'm better.

Its a Glorified Tape Recorder

Yes folks, the famed holter monitor is just a tape recorder on steroids. I'm not kidding. there's a Maxell 90 minute tape in there. How that's going to tape 24 hours of data, I have no clue whatsoever. It has a clock on top and a button for me to press when I feel weird things, like the palpitations and or tightness in the chest, etc. I'm kinda glad its happening Mid-week and not on a club night. "Hold on, let my hand loose please Mistress, I need to mark an event in the log!"
The wires are all stuffed in between my bra so they don't dangle down. The next adventure will be riding the metro tonight to BR happy hour. I wasn't going to go, but people miss me and I miss them, so I'm gonna slip in for a few. Hopefully I won't get arrested. I doubt I will. I'll carry my doctors note with me.